As further proof that Australia is a nation of criminals and crazy people*, Reuters is reporting a delightful case of “driving while disqualified, drunken driving, driving in a menacing manner and not obeying police instructions,” in which a 37 year-old undertaker slowly followed a young women in his hearse, shouting drunken obscenities at her through the streets of downtown Sydney. We’re not really sure how this is an international news story, but the fact that the undertaker’s lawyer defended the guy’s actions as a “cry for help” just makes the thing a beautiful, tragic LOL-fest of an incident. We hope the woman is cool, though.
* Some of our best friends are Australian (see above), so we’re not racist. Just edgy.