Last week, we launched our record label with a totally sweet comp of local dudes and ladies. This Christmas week, we’re proud to give to you, gentle reader and downloader, our second release, Aaron Zorgel and Friends Present: 808s and Fruitcake!. It’s easily the best collection of festive music you’re going to hear all year. [...]

What’s Worst Mondays without a dark and villainous foil? That’s the kind of thinking that forced us to create Best Fridays. So for all our weekend warrior brethren: Wooooo, T-G-I-F, right? Herein we hope to bookend your awful week by quizzing our previous Worst Mondays candidate about slightly more encouraging things. Every Friday!

For those looking [...]

At JUICEBOX HQ, we’ve never really had a case of the Mondays because we don’t have real-people jobs. But for those feeling a bit garfield this A.M., feel free to wallow in other people’s most hated things. Every Monday!

You might remember Mr. Chi-City from a pretty recent JUICEBOXdotcom posting. This is where I met [...]

WARNING: JUICEBOXdotcom HATE THEIR READERSHIP
Attention vulnerable blogsumers! This is an unauthorized message from Aaron “The Sparrow” Zorgel. After months of arduous preparation, I’ve finally managed to hack into the JUICEBOXdotcom main-frame for just a few minutes. My time here is brief — but I hope my message will ring true for years to [...]

There is no such thing as bad television.
After popping in disc one of Joey season two, I assure you that I still believe this to be true with every inch of my bloody, pulsating heart.
Admittedly, there are a few shows out there that — to an untrained viewer — initially seem like garbage. [...]

As far as I can tell, I’ve really only ever encountered a really big Opeth fan once. It was 2002, and I was visiting a friend of mine in her college dorm. It was one of those residences where 3 or 4 people live in one room, and it really sucks, because everyone holds in [...]