Aw craigslist, what’s wrong with free cokes?
We at JUICEBOX love ourselves some Craigslist. We also love the potential for new and lasting friendships. Sometimes when we are just bored enough, we enjoy combining the two. Usually when Greg (above) is around. And mostly because people are fucking weird.
Posted to Craigslist Toronto:
Free: Two Cokes on Ice
We have two delicious cokes in glasses with three to four ice cubes per drink. They are cold and refreshing and need to find a home (your belly) soon! Email us before 1:00 am and come get your free drinks!
* Location: Juicebox Manor, Clinton Street
We legitimately wanted to share these fresh cokes with a thirsty new friend. Look at the condensation on those glasses. And that welcoming red curtain showcase? I’m telling you. Not the cheap stuff.
Alas our posting was flagged for removal once again (does anyone know on what grounds? is this something psychopaths do?), but not before we got a few responses in. Responses that would indicate that we may have been unintentionally propositioning our potential new friends. Here’s a sampling:
where on clinton?
who are you?
i’m a 24 year old dude.
Score! And this:
From: ms Kitten firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject: RE: Free Cokes
Am I too late? Are you the guy who likes straight hair?
Yipes. To which Gregory responded:
Subject: Re: Free Cokes
I do like straight hair, but I don’t know if I’m “the guy who likes straight hair”…..
Are you close by? I’m at clinton and dupont street
To which “Ms. Kitten” responded:
Nooooooooooooooooo, not nearby, I thought you were… a friend of mine who does foolish things like that. hahahha. sorry to bother you. take care and good luck with the cokes!
Pfft. We had great luck with the cokes. They were delicious, you pervert.