Because some people are perverts
I promise we won’t go making a habit of this. But some things are just so strange you have to share them with the world. Here I am, thinking that people are coming here to read about cool dudes like our boy LaBruce or to check out Iggy Pop’s fave celeb crush. No, folks, people are using JUICEBOXdotcom for far more interesting, important purposes.
Yes, our own Ashley Carter. While I have my own theories about this mysterious Googler, Ashley maintains that she is “totally scared” that “people want to see my kooter.” Good luck, folks. We’re a FAMILY WEBSITE.