Because they gotta learn somewhere
If there’s one thing we are at JUICEBOXdotcom, it’s scientists. So after a week of having the site up, it was time for us to do some serious(ly sexy) number crunching to make sure this poindexter web pursuit wasn’t for naught. Though I guess numbers & stats are more math-y than science-y… Well… if there’s one thing we are here at JUICEBOXdotcom, it’s mathematicians. And what better way to celebrate a week of being large and in charge than with the cold hard facts. This just in: we’re awesome. Especially after Sam whored us out on air whilst guesting on Punkorama tonight. But that’s all snoozetown USA compared to our search engine clickthrough results WHICH ARE CURRENTLY BLOWING MY MIND. So without further ado, here’s what people have stumbled onto the site by searching:
Yes, GIRAFFE-LEARNING FRANCHISE. Now I have no idea what kind of bonkers fetish-y whatsit this has to do with, perhaps I’m unenlightened, but we really could not be more delighted to be #5 in google’s rankings for such a search. Maybe we should change our mandate.
And Greg, stop googling yourself.