What’s Worst Mondays without a dark and villainous foil? That’s the kind of thinking that forced us to create Best Fridays. So for all our weekend warrior brethren: Wooooo, T-G-I-F, right? Herein we hope to bookend your awful week by quizzing our previous Worst Mondays candidate about slightly more encouraging things. Every Friday!

We can barely tear ourselves away from CNN’s analysis of the American presidential race to update the easiest feature on this site. But look! We did it! Dan Werb isn’t as polarizing as Sarah Palin, but I bet Danko Jones hates her, too.

Best injury
I fell of my bike because I was wearing slippy gloves given to me by a girl who broke my heart. The heart’s not the injury in question though - When I fell, I broke my front tooth into a million pieces. That was a pretty awesome injury.

Best historical figure
I like those audacious motherfuckers so I’m going with Marco Polo. Dude’s got some crazy stories, and he didn’t even tell us half of them!

Best shirt
Here’s a picture of my favourite sweater. It was lost somewhere.

Best thing to do with $20
Invest, my friends. Invest!

Best party trick
I’m psychic. Ask me to show you.

Best monster
Shrek. Just kidding. How about the alien from the first Alien movie. Hella scary!

Best question ever asked of you in an interview. Now answer it:
How about the worst question: When’s the last time you had sex? Asked me by Toro Magazine. I don’t think Maxim would even go there.