BEST FRIDAYS: with Raymi the Minx
What’s Worst Mondays without a dark and villainous foil? That’s the kind of thinking that forced us to create Best Fridays. So for all our weekend warrior brethren: Wooooo, T-G-I-F, right? Herein we hope to bookend your awful week by quizzing our previous Worst Mondays candidate about slightly more encouraging things. Every Friday!
Just when we thought we couldn’t love Raymi more, she manages to keep our shit together with an email to remind us in our post-HCL haze (more on that later) that today is indeed Friday and we should maybe try doing our job at least 1/10 as well as she does hers by actually posting our lone quasi-regular feature.
raymi lauren to Ashley (3 hours ago)
hey lazy when does it go up i already blogged like a thousand times today!
Geez. Thanks, mom. Here:
a piece of glass flew into my stomach from my brother swinging a grover stuffed doll while jumping on my bed and it hit the ceiling light and smashed to the ground, i was sitting leaning against my closet door wearing a bathingsuit (kids are awesome) it didnt even hurt that i recall, the glass was so sharp and fine it just plunked in, not too deep. my bro jumped off the bed and out of the room totally frightened he was going to get it, my parents came in the room, picked me up and put me on his bed in his room (glass was all over my floor) and took the glass out of my belly, i was gushing blood. no stitches, and i have a scar now, its tiny.
Best historical figure
marie antoinette, she was probably bipolar, i love sofia coppola’s depiction of her in film so much.
this. got it from black market, saw a skinny gay dude try it on then hang it back up, then i put it on and i could tell he totally regretted passing it up.
Best thing to do with $20
something involving food and booze like as much as you can get
Best party trick
this thing where i rotate my drink (full) 360 degrees and it looks like i am extremely graceful and double jointed, drunk people are so amazed by it and dazzled, it really is not difficult at all.
Best question ever asked of you in an interview. Now answer it:
i am so self centred i enjoy all questions, cannot think of any one in particular, creative ones are good that jog yer memory and allow you to tell a story you’ve long since forgotten