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TIGER BOP! Iggy Pop

Posted on May 14, 2008 by

When we here at JUICEBOXdotcom HQ are afforded the opportunity to talk to someone really actually famous, the first thing on our minds is HOT CELEB GOSSIP. In Tiger Bop!, we cut to the bone of what it means to be a sexy celeb who loves to shop and has secerts and crushes and advice for being in high school. OMGZ.

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What would a date with Iggy Pop be like?
You would dress in something very comfortable and form-fitting. You’d be well-fed and wined and listened to attentively. And then I would try to steer you into bed as quickly as possible.

Which hottie would you want to sing at your b-day party?
Pee Wee Herman.

If you could go shopping with any celeb, who would it be?
If I say Charlie Manson I’m going to get in trouble, so let’s just move along.

What’s your most embarrassing high school memory?
Not being elected class president. I’ve blocked out the most embarrassing moments. I have one, actually. The day I graduated junior high, it was in a beautiful upper-bourgeois neighborhood. I was so happy to be out of school and be free, I kind of got over excited, and as I walked with my friends through their beautiful neighborhood – I was bussed in – I opened up my loose-leaf binder, unclasped it, and flung the hundreds of pieces of paper all over the neighborhood. I instantly knew I had committed a faux pas. I had littered up this beautiful place. I think that was my first indication I wasn’t going to be one of them.

Fave celeb crush?
I don’t go for them that way. I size them up as far as how impressive they are as celebrities, but to me, a celebrity is like a salami. I’d really rather eat steak. Celebrities are poor substitutes for human beings.

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TIGER BOP! Ron Jeremy

Posted on May 11, 2008 by

When we here at JUICEBOXdotcom HQ are afforded the opportunity to talk to someone really actually famous, the first thing on our minds is HOT CELEB GOSSIP. In Tiger Bop!, we cut to the bone of what it means to be a sexy celeb who loves to shop and has secrets and crushes and advice for being in high school. OMGZ.

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What’s a first d8 with Ron Jeremy like?
The first date, since we haven’t had any kind of sex yet, they’re paying. That’s not entirely true. First date with me is always exciting. I might eat off your plate, an extra neighbour’s plate, the plate down the block, the plate next door, I’m a human garbage disposal. But it will be a fun date. You’ll never be bored.

What’s your FAVE thing to eat?
Your mom. No, I like shrimp. Big fan of seafood. I like shrimp, lobster, caviar, things like that. And your mom.

Do you have a celeb crush?
Yeah. Actually, not a crush, but I’d want to do Britney Spears. Pam Anderson, Michelle Pfeifer, Daryl Hannah, Lindsay Lohan… the ones that all the kids get a kick out of, I’d get a kick out of doin’ ’em. You know, I knew Kevin Federline pretty well. My agent books him, very sweet guy. But don’t let him know that I’d like to mess around with Britney. Not that he’d really care at this point.

Could we go shopping together?
I don’t shop. Half the things I have are free. These rings are gifts, [he begins pointing to items on his body] gift, gift, gift, gift, gift. So everything I’m wearing pretty much is a gift. People call me America’s guest.

Do you have any pets?
A Russian tortoise. She’s from Afghanistan. Her name is Cherry.

(With files from Anthony Vasquez-Peddie)

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