TIGER BOP! Iggy Pop
Posted on May 14, 2008 by Sam Sutherland
When we here at JUICEBOXdotcom HQ are afforded the opportunity to talk to someone really actually famous, the first thing on our minds is HOT CELEB GOSSIP. In Tiger Bop!, we cut to the bone of what it means to be a sexy celeb who loves to shop and has secerts and crushes and advice for being in high school. OMGZ.
What would a date with Iggy Pop be like?
You would dress in something very comfortable and form-fitting. You’d be well-fed and wined and listened to attentively. And then I would try to steer you into bed as quickly as possible.
Which hottie would you want to sing at your b-day party?
Pee Wee Herman.
If you could go shopping with any celeb, who would it be?
If I say Charlie Manson I’m going to get in trouble, so let’s just move along.
What’s your most embarrassing high school memory?
Not being elected class president. I’ve blocked out the most embarrassing moments. I have one, actually. The day I graduated junior high, it was in a beautiful upper-bourgeois neighborhood. I was so happy to be out of school and be free, I kind of got over excited, and as I walked with my friends through their beautiful neighborhood – I was bussed in – I opened up my loose-leaf binder, unclasped it, and flung the hundreds of pieces of paper all over the neighborhood. I instantly knew I had committed a faux pas. I had littered up this beautiful place. I think that was my first indication I wasn’t going to be one of them.
Fave celeb crush?
I don’t go for them that way. I size them up as far as how impressive they are as celebrities, but to me, a celebrity is like a salami. I’d really rather eat steak. Celebrities are poor substitutes for human beings.