Juicebox Political Analysts Live Blog The U.S. Presidential Debate

9:15: “30,000 JOURNALISTS ARE COVERING THIS. WE SHOULD LIVE BLOG”

9:18: mccain wants to cut spending, keep taxes low. sounds good!

9:19: obama wants to cut loop holes, stop shipping jobs over seas, sam is whining too loudly, save the middle class.

9:20: US pays 35% business tax, live blogger stopped paying attention momentarily, mccain repeats the number two thousand a couple times

9:21: mccain – “worst thing we can do is raise taxes on anybody”

9:23: mccain wants to tax health benefits!!!!!!! :S

9:26: obama reiterates importance of reduced dependence on foreign oil, renewable energy sources 😀

9:28: obama – education reform, more affordable post-secondary education :O

9:29: mccain states obama has most liberal voting record; “hard to reach across the aisle from that far to the left”

9:30: obama talks more about foreign oil, blah blah blah

9:32: mccain suggests spending freeze national defense, veterans and “several other”

9:34: mccain – 700 000 jobs by constructing 45 nuclear power plants

9:35: ashley carter questions lack of “sandwiches for everybody” policy in both candidates answers

9:36: obama has 800 billion in new programs

9:38: obama says “orgy of spending.” stopped paying attention again but sounds interesting 😉

9:39: mccain war badly mishandled

9:43: obama smiles, lookin’ good!

9:46: mccain – social and economic progress in iraq

9:51: BORRRRINNGGGGGGGGGG

9:52: Cadence Weapon is playing at Lee’s Palace next week!

10:00: Ashley reads my first live blog and inspires me to keep going after ten minutes of lying on the couch and looking at Facebook photos of people I went to school with eight years ago.

10:02: mccain and obama seem more aggressive than before, talking about prevailing in Afghanistan

iran and the security of the united states:

10:07: tought direct diplomacy with iran; obama states that the sanction, notion that by not talking to people we are punishing them, is not working

10:09: everyone laughs at my Henry Kissinger impression

10:11: obama why you gotta use the term “axis of evil!?”

10:12: christine shows me her new clothes; our shoes are similar! 5.0 on the blush-o-meter!!!!11

10:13: Christine is now blogging. Mccain puts on his tankini for the swimsuit competition. It looks good, but not as good as obama’s string bikini.

10:14: Obama does the splits and Mccain is clearly beat. He drops out of the election.

10:15: Greg’s Anatomy comes on. Mr. Dreamy and Greg start to make-out. Dr. Red hair gets mad and moves to California.

10:19: Claire returns from the bathrootgmy6bh, has clearlyhm ik6umissed a lot

10:20: CHRISTKINE IS IN DA HOUSE

10:21: M is talking about the USSR. He likes the new “young” president.

10:22: O starts to talk about Atlanta. He is in favour of Jermaine Dupri becoming president of that country. M doesn’t because he is too old to know how cool he used to be and how many Mariah Carey songs he was on and how many usher songs he was on too.

10:23: They start to talk about Fort. McMurry and how much it sucks and how no one but losers want to go work there for their co-op jobs because it’s so boring. O is going on about walking and talking and loving the green party and blowing Fort McLame off the face of the planet cause that country is so ugly.

10:26: ashley wishes there was a toliet under her butt cuz she doesn;t want to talk to the bathtub to go pee. lazy.

10:27: Claitre’s mom wanted to buy a longchamp bag but didn’t and then claire told hr how i have one and then her mom said i was cool.

10:29: claire thinks this house smells like a butt and doesn’t understand boy poos. ashley thinks they mix up the poos and sam thinks it feels gross because he had a lot of coffee. Ashley knows that the poo is uglier than you are. Sarah palin came out on stage and cheered M on.

10:30: Sarash Plalin has glasses because her daughter is a slut and got pregz. She doesn’t .

10:31: Some old man came on the screen – obama made him shut up. Obama is talking about bin ladin and how he is still in cuba. He wants to go down for reading week and probably will since he will be the next president (yeah!) and not have anything else to do. He finished his homework so he could go on his grad trip this year. Now he’s talking about science and how important it is. But they are cutting all the science money and now all the other countries have smarter people to figure out how the big bang happened.

10:32: The next president has to have a nice butt.

10:34: sam thinks that the water is hot right now. he doesnt’ have any balls because he is weird.

10:35: Obama’s father came from congo. He wants us all to try and make it the best we can. This is also what Obama wants for ius. He thinks the next president has to do this to keep cananda safe.

10:36:
M BRINGS UP THE WHOLE PRISON THING. He misses his roommate.

DEBATE OVER. bye.

Posted on September 26, 2008 by | Old Stuff | 8 Comments »| Tags: , , ,


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