Lou Lumenick is a dick
Yeah, that’s our boy Roger Ebert and our other boy Russ Meyer. You know which film critic has never made a rad movie with the sexploitation king? Lou Lumenick. Writer for the New York Post. Who is a dick.
There’s this festival happening in our town right now. We’re lazy and we don’t really care about partying with Matt Damon, so we don’t really have anything to say about that. Except that at a screening of Danny Boyle’s new movie, Slumdog Millionaire, Ebert, who can’t speak anymore due to a prolonged battle with papillary thyroid cancer, was sitting behind Lumenick. Ebert (the guy seriously can’t talk) couldn’t see the screen, so he tapped Lumenick on the shoulder. Ten minutes later, he tapped him again. Then Lumenick turned around and smashed him in the face with a binder. Dude.
Supposedly Ebert loved the film and passed Boyle a note afterward saying he hoped it got him an Oscar nod. Because Ebert is a great man, and Lou Lumenick clearly has no dick.
