REVIEW: The Dark Knight (Dir. Christopher Nolan)

Being the coolest fucking dude on the internet, I just got home from a midnight screening of the most nerd-boner-inducing movie of 2008, The Dark Knight. It’s now almost 4 a.m. and my house is about four or five degrees hotter than it is outside, which would make it about 35 degrees Celsius in my house. Man, fuck this place. I’m also listening to the new Off With Their Heads record, which I highly recommend, so not everything is bad here. It’s kind of like Hot Water Music, but more like the Ramones. Like the Ramones covering Hot Water Music, maybe? Sort of. Also, my computer crashed while I was gone, which is a bummer since it was exporting this week’s video for my day job. I’m hoping it can render in time, so I’m writing this on a really old laptop with a weak battery. Who knows if anyone will ever read this? Also, I’m pretty hungry, but there were some leftover chicken wings in my fridge. Oh, Dark Knight kicked ass. Here are some text messages I got about it.

FROM:
Deuce
416-xxx-xxxx
MESSAGE
the dark knight=shit sandwhich. up there with daredevil as one of the great comic book movies
RECEIVED ON
July 18, 08 2:44am

FROM:
Ashley
416-xxx-xxxx
MESSAGE
NICKY KATT.
RECEIVED ON
July 18, 08 2:46am

FROM:
Tristan
647-xxx-xxxx
MESSAGE
You either die a hero, or you live to see yourself watch Batman.
RECEIVED ON
July 18, 08 2:51am

FROM:
Liz Stannard
647-xxx-xxxx
MESSAGE
da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batman! rocks.
RECEIVED ON
July 18, 08 3:09am

Geeks.

Posted on July 18, 2008 by | Film, Hits & Misses, Old Stuff | 56 Comments »| Tags:


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