REVIEW: The Dark Knight (Dir. Christopher Nolan)

Being the coolest fucking dude on the internet, I just got home from a midnight screening of the most nerd-boner-inducing movie of 2008, The Dark Knight. It’s now almost 4 a.m. and my house is about four or five degrees hotter than it is outside, which would make it about 35 degrees Celsius in my house. Man, fuck this place. I’m also listening to the new Off With Their Heads record, which I highly recommend, so not everything is bad here. It’s kind of like Hot Water Music, but more like the Ramones. Like the Ramones covering Hot Water Music, maybe? Sort of. Also, my computer crashed while I was gone, which is a bummer since it was exporting this week’s video for my day job. I’m hoping it can render in time, so I’m writing this on a really old laptop with a weak battery. Who knows if anyone will ever read this? Also, I’m pretty hungry, but there were some leftover chicken wings in my fridge. Oh, Dark Knight kicked ass. Here are some text messages I got about it.

FROM:
Deuce
416-xxx-xxxx
MESSAGE
the dark knight=shit sandwhich. up there with daredevil as one of the great comic book movies
RECEIVED ON
July 18, 08 2:44am

FROM:
Ashley
416-xxx-xxxx
MESSAGE
NICKY KATT.
RECEIVED ON
July 18, 08 2:46am

FROM:
Tristan
647-xxx-xxxx
MESSAGE
You either die a hero, or you live to see yourself watch Batman.
RECEIVED ON
July 18, 08 2:51am

FROM:
Liz Stannard
647-xxx-xxxx
MESSAGE
da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batman! rocks.
RECEIVED ON
July 18, 08 3:09am

Geeks.

Posted on July 18, 2008 by Sam Sutherland | Film, Hits & Misses, Old Stuff | | Tags:


55 Responses »

  1. i was thinking about it and how come batman could bend a gun but couldn’t deal with those dogs? if he could bend a gun, surely he could bend a dog

  2. why don’t you spoil the rest of the movie for us, ashley?

  3. One review stated “The Dark Knight is an exceptionally well-made movie. Its script crackles with intelligent ideas. The performances are rich and commanding. The action is as enthralling as anything I’ve ever seen.”

    “crackles”?? “enthralling”???
    what the fuck is wrong with this person? they sound like a shitty grade 6 english teacher

  4. Whoever this Liz Stannard is surely knows her Batman theme song. Well done Liz Stannard, well done.

  5. Hey, would you like to submit comments and backlinks to millions of blogs automatically? Blog Comment Poster will do it for you. Blog Comment Poster will increase your traffic, backlinks and earnings dramatically! Sounds cool? Yes, it is cool! It’s the best automated comments posting tool on the Internet with many advanced features. Check it out!

  6. I admire what you have done here. I like the part where you say you are doing this to give back but I would assume by all the comments that this is working for you as well. Took me awhile to read all the comments.ugg broome boots sale for you !

  7. Wow, I like this one, thanks for sharing.

  8. made by ksharp

  9. made by fish

  10. made by owen

  11. made by owin

  12. made by vik

  13. Hey, I read a lot of blogs on a daily basis and for the most part
    people lack substance but
    I just wanted to make a quick comment to say GREAT blog!…..
    I’ll be checking in on a regularly now….
    Keep up the good work!
    Nike shoes

  14. It’s a very interesting post.Thanks for your information.

    I have learned a lot from this article.

  15. it’s very wonderful ! thank you for your post !

  16. It’s very funny! thank you !

  17. hello ! thank u for your information !

  18. it’s very funny ! thank you !

  19. thank you ! it’s very interesting .i just learned it ,

  20. The web, by and large is unregulated. It is only a issue of time before governments start cracking down and begin cleaning up the net.

  21. I don’t think that we should be wearing loincloths made of dingo skin,jordan retro shoes|cheap jordan shoes|discount jordan|jordan for cheap sale|nike kicks and living up gum trees.

  22. I was really thinking comparing commercial to commercial and in that scenario you can buy a fx5 new on e-bay for 199.00. That is all I was saying.

  23. what’s your name? bmx

  24. =) I am hearing great feedbacks although at Windows 7 seven so maybe this year, I might consider it.

  25. High quality Cisco, HP, IBM, Oracle and other Certification exmas training materials are provided here atPass4sure Pass4sure helps you on your way to your certifications

  26. in the best max shoes for cheap air max!

  27. air max 2009

  28. jordan retro 1

  29. jordan dub zero

  30. sale polo shirts

  31. cheap gucci boots

  32. Hi, do you like porn hub? check pornhub4u.com!

  33. Great work man! My hub and me say tnx :)

  34. Hi all, i found this info valuable, i work on a porn hub related tube industry, tnx a lot!

  35. hi, it’s aigo, thanks for your sharing

  36. good post!!!!!!!!!
    Michael Jordan Shoes are nice & chic

  37. That is known that cash can make people disembarrass. But what to do if somebody doesn’t have cash? The only one way is to try to get the personal loans and just bank loan.

  38. thanks a lot to post this, that is very nice.

  39. you are great to post this, that is very good.

  40. that is great to see this, you are great to post this.

  41. yaa hidup daeng battala.wih moga blognya terus exis di dunia maya

  42. that is great to see this, you are great to post this.

  43. Every girl will be happy with inspired tiffany jewelry which make her look dazzling and outstanding; every girl will be happier to obtain brand jewelry with less money which makes them a sense of achievement. That’s why girls all like links jewelry where various links of tiff any jewelries are at most keen prices
    click tiffany jewellery get more information

  44. Thank you for sharing .

  45. Thanks for sharing the useful information with me.

  46. Thanks for posting this. Very nice recap of some of the key points in my talk. I hope you and your readers find it useful! Thanks again

  47. cheap nfl jerseys In addition, hours of pregame video, including analysis and fantasy advice, help fans manage their rosters and set their lineups each week.

  48. Chi Sale, Inc. is welcome here you will find cheap GHD Straightners Hair and Flat Iron Chi 50% -70% off GHD , CHI Straightners factory.All direct hair iron will be within a few days EMS factory work from home, where we live. sent to the UK We do our best to send more work in 5-7 days.Just find the cheapest products from CHI and GHD Straightener Hair, Inc. now.Designated trademarks and brands are the property of their respective owners.

  49. Although a significant part of beauty regime all the girls, it’s easy to forget the brand ghd still a very young, started only in 2001.With in this sense, we thought it was very interesting, a recent interview with the man who Read the created cult brand. A former hairdresser, Robert Powles, Flat Iron Chi and GHD Straightener Hair adaptation of the United Kingdom and was the one who led the brand through its infancy.

  50. They also knew that the Ugg classic boots in increased sales result set. They are traditionally made from sheep skin. The wool is tanned leather, and the tip of the shoe is mounted in the fleece. The soles of the ugg classic boots are made of rubber, and has often conspicuously on the outside of the shoe. Humidity polar distance to keep your feet dry and warm. Today they come in a variety of colors: fuchsia black, pink, blue, brown, and so on. They are both in negligence and varieties available with laces. The height can vary from tribe above the ankle, in some cases above the knee.

  51. Lenen zonder BKR toetsing gaat vandaag heel gemakkelijk. Binnen een paar uur geld lenen zonder BKR toetsing doet u hier, lees snel verder

  52. This is a good post. This post give truly quality information. I’m definitely going to look into it.Really very useful tips are provided here. thank you so much. Keep up the good works

  53. Thank you for your share.
    If you like wear timberland boot and shoes,you can shop on http://www.timberlandbootsforsale.com.
    It sales many kinds of timberland boots for men,women,ladies and kids.Welcome you to come.Just go,now.

    lwy_sfn3

  54. Valentine’s Day is around the corner and many Guys and Girls have started shopping for unique and romantic gifts for their loved one to show their appreciation and love for them. Jewelry is one of the most popular gift to which you can add your personal touch by personalizing it.

  55. Article written in a very, very fond of me, thank you for sharing. Hope to have a better article appeared in front of everyone!
    Obd2 Scanner Code Reader

Leave a Reply