“Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party”
From Craigslist Chicago:
We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn’t even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.
the birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get shitfaced. Don’t worry, we will purchase all the drinks.
From Dallas:
You were being shoved into a Dallas Police car. - m4w
I shouted “fuck the police”…you made the black panther fist. You got tasered, I got goosebumps. Your hair is very pretty. Let’s chat after you make bail.
From Atlanta:
Duck Mask
Full head rubber mask, old, has discoloration on white feather part from age, storage. Hey I got it on my big head, so it works that way.
