IT’S STREAMING RIGHT NOW! QUICK BEFORE THE JOKE’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!

This shit is crazy.

7:24: Arrive with the Flatliners in Warner Robins, Georgia, a town none of us have ever heard of. The bar they’re playing tonight is called Crickets, and is full of rednecks playing pool. It, unsurprisingly, has no internet and is playing FOX News on the television while country music blares. I am informed by the [...]

It’s starting. See you in the morning.

9:15: “30,000 JOURNALISTS ARE COVERING THIS. WE SHOULD LIVE BLOG”

9:18: mccain wants to cut spending, keep taxes low. sounds good!
9:19: obama wants to cut loop holes, stop shipping jobs over seas, sam is whining too loudly, save the middle class.
9:20: US pays 35% business tax, live blogger stopped paying attention momentarily, mccain repeats the [...]

And we’re back…

Everyone’s favourite really loud PBS guy is sort-of in almost-trouble again for being just a teensy bit racist during this weekend’s The McLaughlin Group (I know this is old news to every JUICEBOXdotcom reader, all of whom TiVo the fuck out of PBS at all times, so, sorry). You’d think the guy would [...]