Posts Tagged ‘statistics’

Because some people are perverts

Posted on June 4, 2008 by

I promise we won’t go making a habit of this. But some things are just so strange you have to share them with the world. Here I am, thinking that people are coming here to read about cool dudes like our boy LaBruce or to check out Iggy Pop’s fave celeb crush. No, folks, people are using JUICEBOXdotcom for far more interesting, important purposes.

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Yes, our own Ashley Carter. While I have my own theories about this mysterious Googler, Ashley maintains that she is “totally scared” that “people want to see my kooter.” Good luck, folks. We’re a FAMILY WEBSITE.

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Because they gotta learn somewhere

Posted on May 28, 2008 by

If there’s one thing we are at JUICEBOXdotcom, it’s scientists. So after a week of having the site up, it was time for us to do some serious(ly sexy) number crunching to make sure this poindexter web pursuit wasn’t for naught. Though I guess numbers & stats are more math-y than science-y… Well… if there’s one thing we are here at JUICEBOXdotcom, it’s mathematicians. And what better way to celebrate a week of being large and in charge than with the cold hard facts. This just in: we’re awesome. Especially after Sam whored us out on air whilst guesting on Punkorama tonight. But that’s all snoozetown USA compared to our search engine clickthrough results WHICH ARE CURRENTLY BLOWING MY MIND. So without further ado, here’s what people have stumbled onto the site by searching:

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Yes, GIRAFFE-LEARNING FRANCHISE. Now I have no idea what kind of bonkers fetish-y whatsit this has to do with, perhaps I’m unenlightened, but we really could not be more delighted to be #5 in google’s rankings for such a search. Maybe we should change our mandate.

And Greg, stop googling yourself.

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