We want our MTV. And love our catch-phrases.
No time to be clever. We’ve got to watch every 311 music video ever because MTV just launched MTV Music, a magical land which holds 16,000 music videos from the channel’s gargantuan archives. Plus the thing has every MTV Unplugged, VH1 Storytellers, and all the other good non-Hills MTV shows from before everything sucked. The whole -
Godammit. You can only access the site from within the States. And we already edited that sweet pic of a TV in a swamp. Fuck it. We’re posting this and then moving to San Jose, which I’ve heard is very nice this time of year and will allow me to re-watch “Zombie” by the Cranberries as many times as I damn well please.
